Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Her Royal Majesty!! There she goes, Her Royal Majesty She's the queen that broke my heart I put her up upon a throne And now she's left me all alone and cryin'
There she goes, Her Royal Majesty Wearin' my heart for a crown Oh let me tell you, everybody How she made a fool of me Her Royal Majesty
Now wouldja believe she acted oh, so sweet Until she just had me kneelin' at her feet? She got me to eat right from her little hand Her smallest wish was my command
Well, there she goes, Her Royal Majesty Marching off with someone new Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal Majesty
Well, I believed she really loved me but now at last I see I was the King Of Fools to Her Royal, Her Royal Majesty