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Yeah Yeah Im in my basement
Video game mecca
Every single console but
Im N.E.S. forever
Im the new Yankovic
OK Im not even close
I have all his albums
And his movie on DVD though
I still have an ALF doll
Watched him every Saturday and
Ernest was my hero
I still miss him desperately and
Now Im watchin Anime
Ninja Scroll and Hellsing
Naming two my baby girls
After elves and gelflings
Yeah I said gelflings
I think that the blonde is hot
I dont really care if someones hand is up her bum or not
I used to watch cartoons
Make my mom get upset
Gummi Bears and Duck Tales
Now I got the box set
Im not near the ocean
Still afraid of whales though
Dress like Batman get on American Idol
People call me nerdy
I would have to disagree
tell by my persona
that Im am most definitely a

Huge Dork
You were born for peeps to make fun of
Theres nothing you can do
Youre such a Huge Dork
Youre still attached to your teddy bear
You have bushy nipple hair
Youre just such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork

Catch me watchin G4
AOTS and X-Play
Waitin for my vids to show on Epic Fail or ATN
Tryin to be a good dad
Bought kids Miley Cyrus
Listenin in my minivan
And actually kinda liked it
Once dated my dream girl
Once she got fat enough
When she made me vomit
I figured that I had had enough
Gamer geek, comic geek, puter geek, they agree
Ive never even been cool enough to have been called any of these
When I was a little kid
And I tried to show off
Singin in my church so bad that they would shut my mic off
Hung out at a park and lots of guy friends I had made
Until I finally found out it was a park for gays
Star Wars jedi
Star Trek ensign
I love the muppets
rest in peace Jim Henson
Youtube is life for me
Long live the parody
Long live Weird Al
Im the kinda guy you hear people call a

Huge Dork
Every figure from Lord of The Rings
Theyre still in their packaging
Youre such a huge dork
The Big Bad Wolf used to frighten you
And now hes your Tattoo
Youre such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork

Mountain Dew game fuel
I still have a liter
And every single episode of Mystery Science Theatre
Every Star Trek Blu Ray
In my inventory
I cant choose between Labyrinth
Or Never-ending Story
I produced a Spurs song
Played it on the radio
Probably never knew it was a white boy rappin though
My hair may be thin but its made of epic win
Superman toys, my office is filled with them
Beat me quoting movies, thats not achievable
Quote my man Vizzini, inconceivable
Like fantasy from Tolkien and T. Brooks
Take a break from Xbox live
to read all my Star Wars books
Gotta watch smallville
Heroes, Lost, and Dexter
HotforWords is into dorks, I guess I better text her
Bought suppositories cause I though my wife needed it
Didnt read instructions and just told her to eat it
Im a

Huge Dork
Howd you get a woman to marry you
She must be a weirdo too
Youre such a Huge Dork
If someone listening is dorky too
Then they should subscribe to you
Youre just such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork