I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction to go I don't know
Am I a man? Or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet Then I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet) Am I a muppet? (Muppet) Or am I a man? (Am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me A muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see inside It's time for me to decide
Am I a man? Or am I a muppet? (Am I a muppet) If I'm a muppet Well I'm a very manly muppet (Very manly muppet) Am I a muppet? (Muppet) Or am I a man? (Am I a man) If I'm a man that makes me A muppet of a man (A muppet of a man)
Here I go again I'm always running out of time I think I've made up my mind Now I understand who I am