Jù pào: Zhuó bié lín ō? 巨炮:卓别林喔? G-Pow: Charlie Chaplin? Jié lún: Āi yǒu kànguò ma? 杰伦:唉 有看过吗? Jay: Yeah. U seen him before? Jù pào: Nǐ shuō tā de diànyǐng shì bùshì? 巨炮:你说他的电影是不是? G-Pow: You mean like his movies? Jié lún: Wǒ shì shuō tā běnrén la 杰伦:我是说他本人啦 Jay: No, I mean.. in person jù pào: Hāhāhāhāhā hā hěn nán xiào yé hā hā ~ 巨炮:哈哈哈哈哈哈很难笑耶哈哈~ G-Pow: LOL.. dude. So not funny
rú…rúguǒ bù xiǎoxīn diédǎo mǎshàng jiù pá qǐlái zhuāng méishì 如…如果不小心跌倒马上就 爬起来装没事 If you slip and fall then just get up, pretend nothing happened yōumò shì zhè shìshàng zuì hǎo de lǐwù 幽默是这世上 最好的 礼物 A sense of humor is the best gift in the world bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wángzǐ gōngzhǔ gōngzhǔ 别只想要当那 王子公主 公主 Don’t only think about being prince or princess bié duì rénjiā lěngmò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù 别对人家冷漠 耍帅装酷 装酷 Don’t be aloof, don’t play it cool, don’t be a poser ràng yīqiè de zhǔnbèi dōu wánměi yǎnchū 让 一切的 准备都完美 演出 Let the prep be perfect and the show be amazing ràng suǒyǒu de nǔlì dōu měihǎo luòmù 让 所有的 努力都美好 落幕 Let all your efforts lead to that perfect happy ending āi yōu wèi a zìdiǎn lǐ méiyǒu shōulù 唉呦喂啊 字典里没有收录 You can’t find Aiyo! ei-ah! In the dictionary chàdiǎn diédǎo què bù zìjué huì shuō chū 差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出 But almost slip and it still comes out
jī lī gūlū xī lī hūlū 叽哩咕噜 唏哩呼噜 Xi-li-hu-lu Xi-li-hu-lu yōumò shì zhuānyè de xíngwéi yìshù 幽默是专业的行为艺术 Humor is an art and you gotta be a professional jiùsuàn shì gēn māo dǎzhāohū 就算是跟猫 打招呼 Even saying “hey” to a cat huòzhě shì gēn gǒu wèn lù yě yào hěn zhuānzhù 或者是跟狗问路 也要很专注 or asking “where” to a dog. You have to keep your focus
tīng qīngchǔ shénme hūlū 听清楚 什么呼噜 Listen up, that “hulu” jué bùshì xíngróng dōngfāng yúdùbái de rì chū 绝不是 形容东方鱼肚白的日出 Aint just describing how the dawn looks like white fish belly hái yǒu ǒu’ěr bànyǎn yī kē shù 还有偶尔 扮演一棵树 Only by being a tree for a day nǐ cái zhīdào dāng rénlèi yǒu duō měimiào 你才知道 当人类有多美妙 Can we know how great it is being human
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào 我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large wǒ shǒu ná guǎizhàng liúzhe húzi dàjiā hǎo 我手拿 拐杖留着胡子大家好 I hold a cane and wear a mustache. Hello everybody! bié shénme nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuàilè què zhǎo bù dào 别什么 你都想要 快乐却找不到 Don’t be the guy who wants everything and can’t find happiness yōumò shì cuòzhé zhōng yōuyǎ de lǐmào 幽默是 挫折中 优雅的礼貌 Humor is the grace and the manners when you fall
gēn wǒ yīqǐ Hey 跟我一起Hey Come on Hey!
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey wánliǎo méi Hey完了没 Hey are we done yet?
rúguǒ bù xiǎoxīn diédǎo mǎshàng jiù pá qǐlái zhuāng méishì 如果不小心跌倒马上就 爬起来装没事 If you slip and fall then just get up, pretend nothing happened. yōumò shì zhè shìshàng zuì hǎo de lǐwù 幽默是这世上 最好的 礼物 A sense of humor is the best gift in the world. bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wángzǐ gōngzhǔ gōngzhǔ 别只想要当那 王子公主 公主 Don’t only think about being prince or princess bié duì rénjiā lěngmò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù 别对人家冷漠 耍帅装酷 装酷 Don’t be aloof, don’t play it cool, don’t be a poser ràng yīqiè de zhǔnbèi dōu wánměi yǎnchū 让 一切的 准备都完美 演出 Let the prep be perfect and the show be amazing ràng suǒyǒu de nǔlì dōu měihǎo luòmù 让 所有的 努力都美好 落幕 Let all your efforts lead to that perfect happy ending āi yōu wèi a zìdiǎn lǐ méiyǒu shōulù 唉呦喂啊 字典里没有收录 You can’t find Aiyo! ei-ah! in the dictionary chàdiǎn diédǎo què bù zìjué huì shuō chū 差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出 But almost slip and still comes out jī lī gūlū xī lī hūlū 叽哩咕噜 唏哩呼噜 Xi-li-hu-lu Xi-li-hu-lu xǐjù yào bǎifēnzhībǎi de tóurù 喜剧要百分之百的投入 You need 100% commitment to the comedy bùguǎn yǎn dòngwù huò zhíwù 不管演动物 或植物 No matter if you’re playing animat or plant nǐ yīdìng dū yào yǎn de ràng rénjiā xiànmù 你一定都要演的 让人家羡慕 You gotta play the part to get everybody admiring
tīng qīngchǔ bùshì húlu 听清楚 不是葫芦 Listen carefully, it’s not calabash wǒ yīshēn de dǎbàn yě bùshì zài biàn móshù 我一身 的打扮也不是在变魔术 And my whole costume is not a magic trick biǎoqíng wúgū chuǎnghuò shí wú zhù 表情无辜 闯祸时无助 I look innocent and helpless when in trouble ràng nǐ kāixīn qíshí yào yī diǎn tóunǎo 让你开心 其实要 一点头脑 But making you laugh actually takes some thought
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào 我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large wǒ dòngzuò dòuqù suǒyǒu rén dōu xiào fān diào 我动作 逗趣所有人都笑翻掉 I make actions tickle everybody and make you all laugh ruò shēnghuó xūyào wéixiào qǐng kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo 若生活 需要微笑 请看着我就好 If you life needs a smile then just look at me jiāng yālì yīgǔnǎo quánbùshìfàng diào 将压力 一股脑 全部释放掉 Let all your stress and troubles be set free
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào 我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large wǒ shǒu ná guǎizhàng liúzhe húzi dàjiā hǎo 我手拿 拐杖留着胡子大家好 I hold a cane and wear a mustache. Hello everybody! bié shénme nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuàilè què zhǎo bù dào 别什么 你都想要 快乐却找不到 Don’t be the guy who wants everything and can’t find happiness yōumò shì cuòzhé zhōng yōuyǎ de lǐmào 幽默是 挫折中 优雅的礼貌 Humor is the grace and the manners when you fall
zàilái yībiàn 再来一遍 Once again
wǒ dàizhe yuán dǐng lǐmào xiézi tèdà hào 我戴着 圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 I wear a bowler hat with shoes extra large wǒ dòngzuò dòuqù suǒyǒu rén dōu xiào fān diào 我动作 逗趣所有人 都笑翻掉 I make actions tickle everybody and make you all laugh ruò shēnghuó xūyào wéixiào qǐng kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo 若生活 需要微笑 请看着我就好 If your life needs a smile then just look at me jiāng yālì yīgǔnǎo quánbù shìfàng diào 将压力 一股脑 全部释放掉 Let all your stress and troubles be set free ruò shēnghuó yào wéixiào kànzhe wǒ jiù hǎo 若生活 要微笑 看着我就好 If you life needs a smile then just look at me