Jilted John - Gordon Is A Moron | Текст песни

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• Jilted John
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I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie
But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly.

This is what she said,
She said listen John, I love you But there's this bloke, I fancy
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her, Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed, Yes but he's no puff she cried.

He's more of a man than you'll ever be.
Here we go, two three four.

I was so upset that I cried, all the way to the chip shop.
When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bus stop.

And guess who was with him Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me.

Oh, she is cruel and heartless to pack me for Gordon.
Just cos he's better looking than me. Just cos he's cool and trendy.

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair

I'm so upset
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
I ought to smash his face in.
Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e
Oh well, I don't care

I don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair


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