[Verse 1] Ok, I got the best pot in town But before you get with me, boy I want you to shop around So when you come back this way You know you dealing with that piff I'm a king of the spliffs: No ands, buts or ifs It's them magazine-heads from down MIA I got 5 G's a P, don't worry what I pay Put your 20's in a bag Slide your 50's in a jar Niggas could move hundreds If they hustled up to par I drive a nice car off the strength of that plant Just breaking up my bud'll have your fingers all damp I'm 'ready treated like dope And have my shit stamped Call it, word to everything I love, all you need is one bud To fuck up your camp I'm on the grind all the time Y'all be knowing my steez Environmentalists be hating how I'm moving them trees But I can't stop, that pot keep Knots in my pocket unless I get shot Or knocked, y'all not gonna knock it Who I is?
[Hook] Marijuana man, high as a Marley man 20 in my right, nice philly in my other hand I'm a hustle man, I'm just tryna double, man Stack a couple hundred grand Everybody puffing man
[Verse 2] I got it all colors What kind of smoking are you trying to do? Looking for something sweet and smooth? Right this way: I'll show you them blues The best part about this - go ahead And toss it on that scale That this only a .7 - this bud is puffy as hell Want something a little stronger? I got something that'll hurt you Follow me over here - see that right there? Yeah, that's that purple The bud's a little tighter And I'm sure you smell the fumes It tastes just like it smells and that high? It packs a peww.. this fella right here He's both fluffy and he's right His nickname is "Albino", he's a rhino And he's white. I'd leave him in a jar So they could see him and get hyped Cause he's drenched in THC Looks like a tree with Christmas lights And last but not least: he's plain green But he can push! Grand-daddy of them all Look at his swoosh, they call this "Kush" Now it costs a little more - but my oh my Will this one go. And so there you have it bro Last thing left it get this dough Who I is?
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[Verse 3] You can dabble with the other stuff And make a lot of paper But a couple guys I knew got hit with Numbers like the Raiders Real stand-up dudes, they ain't even Mention a player, so I switched hustles Cash ain't as fast, but it's much safer I'm in and out of state Without even half of the risk A weed case is like a bracelet Little slap on the wrist But enough about getting locked Cause ain't nobody getting caught Everybody getting dropped The whole world smoking pot, baby!