When it gets dry and you wanna get high <fiddle blues cadenza> I gotta clean them seeds just one more time <mandolin cadenza>
<Piano bass walk up from D, slowly> CHORUS [G]Granny wontcha [G]smoke some, [D]Granny wontcha [D]smoke some [G]Granny wontcha [G]smoke some [D]mari-ju-[G]ua-na [G]Granny wontcha [G]smoke some, [D]Granny wontcha [D]smoke some [G]Granny wontcha [G]smoke some [D]mari-ju-[G]ua-na
<From here on, chords noted last twice as long as noted above>
<STOP. A capella:> Now I used to sit around and sing about booze <steel guitar cadenza> Now I sing about whatever I use <guitar cadenza>
(chorus) <still slowly then stop>
"Here we go now" <count in faster, four instrumental rounds, then:>
Now you get the milk and I'll get the cookies and We'll get high and do the boogie
(chorus)
BREAK: [D][D][D][G] <I'd make this x2 but writing it this way allows referring to it x1, below>
Hey you know what I like to smoke Smoke it down short and then eat the roach
(chorus) (break x2) (inst. verse) (chorus)
Well the kids all prayin and looking for Nirvana Granny's out looking for some mari-ju-uana
(chorus)
break chords: [D]Here I am down [D]on my knees [D]Get away Granny [G]get away please
Well I used to get high and listen to the Beatles Ain't much fun now that it's legal