The anti-wife She won't come with you when you Win your award Too busy thinking that she's got a life
The anti-wife She'll choose furniture She'll make the tea But don't go looking for validity
Her friends and family are fraternity But not your mother with her twisted knee
The anti-wife
The Mercedes is her only award For all the offers she never did record Be thankful she was glad Sometime soon she has to settle down Just don't expect any help with the crown
Her friends and family are fraternity But not your brother with his failed degree
The anti-wife
Her friends and family are fraternity But not your mother with her twisted knee