Lookin in my little bitty wallet I was kinda hopin there’d be somethin in it But you never know, these times are slow And all my hopes are on hold
Gettin groceries cause ya gotta eat I guess I wasn’t thinkin on my feet Cause you can’t buy a cart full of food without a dime Man, this cashier is takin a mighty long time I’m here standin in line in front of this guy Hopin my card’s not declined
And I’m tired of never goin nowhere And I’m tired of never knowin if there’s money in there So gimmie a bright new shiny wallet that will function like it oughtta Something with flowers or with powers to make that thing work And California, will you lower your prices someday before I die
Lookin in my little bitty wallet You’d think I’d have enough to get a carwash I’ve been puttin it off for so long that you don’t even know And now somebody drew a picture on my window I feel like the only non-shiny car in this town But I know it’s goin around
And I’m tired of never goin nowhere And I’m tired of never knowin if there’s money in there So gimmie a bright new shiny wallet that will function like it oughtta Something with flowers or with powers to make that thing work And California, will you lower your prices someday before I die
Money’s funny, hard to control Watch it funnel to a black hole Now I’m stuck at home drinkin this two dollar wine
So gimmie a bright new shiny wallet that will function like it oughtta Something with flowers or with powers to make that thing work And California, will you lower your prices someday before I die