I've got a song, it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long And a long and a long and a long and a long And a long and a long and a long and a long 'Til it gets me red in the face
'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
I can finish a sack of cracker jacks in 15 seconds flat And still keep the conversation running fair I can kiss my darling sweetheart and hold it half an hour And I ain't half dead when I come up for air
But darn, this song it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long and a long And a long and a long and a long and a long And a long and a long and a long and a long Like a doggone marathon race
'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
Here's that tune it's a pretty good tune But I just ain't built like a rubber balloon It's a pretty good tune and a croon And a croon and a croon and a croon And a croon and a croon and a croon And croon and croon And I can't keep up with the pace
'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place
Now I can finish a sack of cracker jacks in 15 seconds flat And still keep the conversation running fair When I kiss my loving sweetheart, I can hold it half an hour And I ain't half dead when I come up for air
But darn, this song it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes a long and a long And a long and a long and a long and a long And a long and a long and a long and a long Like a doggone marathon race