If the river was whiskey and I was a duck You know I'd swim to the bottom, Lord, and never come up I was raised in Alabama, born in Tennessee. If you don’t like my peaches, don’t you shake on my tree. Tell me how long do I have to wait? Can I get you now, or must I hesitate? I ain't no doctor but the doctor's son Can't do the doctor till the doctor's done Tell me how long Must I have to wait? Can I get you now, or must I hesitate? I was born in England, raised in France. Aw, they sent the coathanger, wouldn’t send the pants.