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Neighbour
Hello.

Kerpal:
Hello? Hello?

Neighbour
Hello?

Kerpal:
Hello?

Neighbour
Hello?

Kerpal:
Can you hear me?

Neighbour
Who is it?

Kerpal:
Hey, turn the f**king TV down

Neighbour
Who is it?

Kerpal:
Hello?

Neighbour:
Hello?

Kerpal:
Hello it's your neighbour

Neighbour:
My neighbour?

Kerpal:
Your neighbour you dumb ***

Neighbour:
This is a neighbour?

Kerpal:
Yea your neighbour. The one the paper you have been stealing. My paper.

Neighbour:
Your paper?

Kerpal:
Yes, my newspaper that every morning that comes to my house, and you come over and take it and bring it to your house?

Neighbour:
Your paper?

Kerpal:
It's fifty cents everyday and I pay for the god damn paper

Neighbour:
I take your paper?

Kerpal:
Yea you take my paper!

Neighbour:
Why?

Kerpal:
I don't know why. That's why I am calling. I 'm trying to find out why the hell you do something like that

Neighbour:
Why you know that? Why you know I take it?

Kerpal:
Yea I know you take it. You want me to kick your ass?

Neighbour:
Why you know I take it?

Kerpal:
Yea you stop taking my paper otherwise I am going kick some ass

Neighbour:
Ahhhhh

Kerpal:
I want you to go and get the paper right now and read it to me because I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a freaking paper

Neighbour:
Mother f**ker *** *** *** bitch

Kerpal:
Ey, you don't talk to me like that!

Neighbour:
What's up guy? You want trouble right?

Kerpal:
What?

Neighbour:
You want trouble right?

Kerpal: You want some tro-
Neighbour:
I think you want trouble

Kerpal:
If you want trouble, I got trouble right here waiting for you. You bring my f**kin' paper home now and then you'll see, and then you'll see trouble. Yea!

Neighbour:
??

Kerpal:
Eh you know what? You wrap that f**king paper up back the way it was and you get it right outside right now

Neighbour:
??

Kerpal:
You know what? I'll meet you I'll meet you at your house and we're gonna rock home ?? and throw some shit down

Neighbour:
*hangs up*

Neighbour:
Hello?

Kerpal:
Hello?

Neighbour:
What do you calling?

Kerpal:
Why are you trying to change your voice?

Neighbour:
What do you calling?

Kerpal:
I know who this is. I am just want to get my newspaper back on a regular basis, all right?

Neighbour:
You want eh, newspaper?

Kerpal:
Yea, I want my newspaper back.

Neighbour:
Yea, come in my house okay?

Kerpal:
I am tired of playing with you... You don't want me in your house cause I make sure I take you apart

Neighbour:
Please come in my house now!

Kerpal:
You want me to come over there?

Neighbour:
Yea!

Kerpal:
Kick your ass I'll take my newspaper?

Neighbour:
Yea!

Kerpal:
I can be over there in two seconds

Neighbour:
All right

Kerpal:
All right

Neighbour:
I wait for you

Kerpal:
OK

Neighbour:
Now how now

Kerpal:
OK Yea lets go

Neighbour:
Come in now

Kerpal:
OK, You keep the door unlocked and I will walk right in there

Neighbour:
Just come in five minutes now

Kerpal:
OK- no no, not five minutes, I'm coming over right now!

Neighbour:
All right, come in!

Kerpal:
OK Lets go!

Neighbour:
Lets go!

Kerpal:
Lets go!

Neighbour:
Come on!

Kerpal:
Lets get it on

Neighbour:
All right, come in!

Kerpal:
All right, here I come!

Neighbour:
All right, come in!

Kerpal:

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