Ever since I got Binaca I don't have to brush my teeth no more Ever since I got hairspray I don't have to brush my hair no more Because I'm free Free from hygienic responsibility
Ever since I got my nose job I don't have to blow my nose no more Ever since I got my ear plugs I don't have to wash my ears no more Because I'm free Free from hygienic responsibility
Ever since I got my period I don't have to wear red panties no more Ever since I got my boob job I don't have to write good songs no more Because I'm free Free from hygienic responsibility
Ever since I got my tubes tied I don't have to have abortions no more Ever since I got HIV I don't have to clean my IV Because I'm free Free from hygienic responsibility