You and I go back as far as I can remember when you told me you'd take the world over and I did think you crazy but also you did look hot in leather
I foiled your plans and took you to jail, thought when you got out you'd work in retail but I find this monthly dance we're dancing, how bout less psychosis, more romancing?
Hey, here's a thought, when you're done kicking my face in You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Remember when your magic made me pregnant? 'member when you turned Africa Asian? 'member the kids album you released down under? But I still just want your number
My friends they did tell me you're a nut job, but I have my hopes that you're a beer snob Others say your actions are demented, something's wrong with me that I'm attracted
Hey, here's a thought, when you're done kicking my face in You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation
Even your minions say when we're done hanging out, in your hideout you pout And I think that means we should split a burrito
A night you and me, that's my one fantasy, to connect truthfully and you'll find I'm more than Lunch for a saber- tooth tiger with lasers That's covered with razors
Hey, here's a thought, when you're done kicking my face in You and me, grab a bite and some flirty conversation We can both split the bill, so there is no implication Then again, maybe not...