[Troll chorus] Make way for Prince Eri! Say ‘hey’, it’s Prince Eri!
[Kanaya+Vriska] Hey, clear the way on the meteor Oh, I can’t believe that we got this chore See once back in time, claimed he’d never get this far Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums [Kanaya] Now I’m proven wrong, don’t laugh!
[Kanaya] Prince Eri, fabulous he Eridan Amp’ra Not a joke Call it a hoax Once so did we And while I see you’re all calm Cheer up or he’ll do you harm Yes; celebrate with myself and miss Feferi!
[Feferi] Yeah, Eridan!!
[Kanaya] Prince Eri, fishy is he Eridan Amp’ra Now he’s stuck Dressed like a duck Indefinitely
[Vriska] He fought with Scratch in his lair Ascended up all the tiers Slain on his bed, reappeared as Prince Eri
[Vriska+troll chorus] He’s got rifles: a champion sniper And great magic: a wizard is he
[Kanaya] When it comes to his blood, he is violet [Vriska] He’s better than you Highblood, it’s true Wanna be with him? In your dreams!
[Kanaya] Prince Eri, handsome is he Eridan Amp’ra Yellow hood Doesn’t look good Matching that streak If fashion won’t leave you sunk Then shack on up with this hunk His hair like a purple skunk; He’s Prince Eri.
[Vriska+Feferi] There’s no question that he’s bold and daring Though he cares too much about his hair, and If you asked me I would say he’s unimpressive He’s a winner, he’s a whaling wonder But he’s hardly great when he goes under Salted water ruins all his fav’rite dresses
[Troll chorus] Better than light thieves, liked more than light thieves.
[Vriska] Why’d he write that? He’s inviting beef.
[Troll chorus] Don’t question him, don’t question him
[Vriska] Maybe I should take over this praise theme Why’d I work with him?! Bowed to his whim Patience is thin So it’s time that I get even With Eri!
[Kanaya] Vriska, please—
[Vriska+troll chorus] Better yet, fear this new threat Thief Vriska Serket! Thought she’d lie down and not fight? Don’t make that bet [Vriska] And that, good people, is why Prince Eridan’s fall is nigh!
[Troll chorus] She’s taller, hotter Has hair to the floor Got luck and pluck with a fine ass, what’s more With hoards of heroes She’ll cross that zero Survival, he can forget! Make way! For Miss Serket!