I never kept a list of goals I wanted to achieve I never saw a rainbow lined with dreams I never planned a future in the land of make-believe Or thought of scores of wild and viscious schemes
There was just one thing I wanted more than words could say One kind of goal I always longed to be And just when it seems possible before my eyes today My father makes my dream come true, though DAMN HIM - not for me.
I have made a wish on every star in the sky I have sworn my love to every beast that's gone by I've tried being perfect and where I've got? I have grown my hair and swung it down from a tower I've pricked my finger and played dead for an hour I've sung like mermaid and yet so what?
I have eaten apples that I've bought from a hag at my door Tried to fly on carpets, but they just remained stucked to the floor I got used to kissing all the frogs that I pass I've shown up at a balls complete with a sleep as a blast dwindled as a child and ever since... So now I cry to Heaven: WHERE THE HELL'S MY PRINCE?
I haven't given up the hope, no I'm still holding fast I heven't let the dream within me die Although my better years are all too quickly flying past And now a golden chance has passed me by Though a life may be a sugar-coated fairytale for some The (one-eye) year is often worse than green But I can't sit and fantasise some day prince will come I have to get up off my arse, I'm going search of him And I will make a first move, get in with first line Stroll up with a wink and ask: your palace or mine? I wear cherry lipstick and blow a kiss I will pick him up and I will swiwel him round, Hold a diamond ring out as I kneel to the ground I will be a temptaion too good to miss Suddenly a woofty choir of voices is all he will hear from his dreamy eyes a stream of shimmering chords will appear I'll declame a love, invite him round for a ball kiss him swearly on the lips - and that is not all he will just take only one night to convince and by the light of morning I will have my prince So the Heaven heed my warning: I WILL HAVE MY PRINCE! So whatch out boys.