I know it sounds stupid when I say it out loud Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud He looks so good he drinks diet Coke He gets his magasines sent by air not boat
I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him
He's got six different flannel shirts Airwalks not thongs He even understands the words to Pavement songs He's got his new guitar toys He likes Smudge and the Beastie Boys
I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him
I feel much better now I've let it all out He's got big biceps and a masculine shout I'm not trying to sound like I'm trying to be mean But he thinks he can be a girl better than me
I wish I was him He gets the girls at his feet With all his cool friends He gets his records for free I wish I was him He has no enemies I wish I was him