Iight I'm blowin on that sticky shit Errbodys talkin, bitches stalking, quick as Lawson, when I'm walkin to the gym and shit
errbody wanna get involved with the dicky kid ion even know the deal y'all, I'm just killin shit, aww
I ball like I'm playin the wii Hit up all da ATMS, I been paying the fees Being gay about the stems, dicky weighin the weed And now these labels on a cleanse, got em saying we need jews
OOO the dude the scoop boos, boozing stupid And he rap bruising tunes amusing students Im the truth dude
Put some funny shit up on youtube Now these mafuckas spitting looking shitty as doo doo Who knew
Ya dude got a lot to do Ion't fill dem bitches up, but the lobster do Plus she lickin on ma nut like it's pasta too
And now dat dicky blowing up all these bitches so compliant These days dicky gotta cover up his privates Bathroom pissing brothas buzzin on some spy shit
Man, I wish that my dick was a little bigger Because I'm in a pickle for riddles about ma pickle Being minimal, criminally abysmal and literally Women I'm hittin is cognizant of every centimeter
And I'm meeting bitches who seem to be fucking Derek jeter's Erry weekend, very freaky, don't know what im doin to em
These bitches do the type of shit chicks in porn doin Bathroom beatin on ma dick, right before I do 'em
Man that's my only chance, ya know I'm handsome tho I gotcho lady dancing broooo
Chorus Man ever since I came up in this muthafucka shit been changed Erry rapper getting madder bout the funny shit I'm saying They be trapping I be napping, steady crapping on the game And like a rabbit out the hat I'm doin magic wit the flames mayn
Verse 2
Better stop comparing me to andy milanokis Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, man I swear it's so obnoxious
I don't care about the rarity of care-free song topics The hilarity and parody is not whats got you noddin when I write
On the mic spit, nothing like a white kid Black bitches even fucking wit me cuz I'm nice wit Raps, booty big as shit I'm in it but she quite thick Crap, from this angle I can barely fit the pipe tip
Like da the white man bright, and me don't bite And me wont fight, me done watch da dark knight wit a cold sprite
And me so kike, kite runner up on da cold night And me done scrub de body wit ton of the wit old spice
interlude
But fuck it Ma buddy got a crib Nantucket And errbody here wit a bitch straight fucking
And errbody here know the kid stay bumpin Ma YouTube, Smith up on the Knicks, they subbin...aww.
I just checked up in yo bitch's pussy up on 4square Mini golfin oh so often youda swore I toured there Break 'em off up in my office you know I record in there, it's boring there so fuck it
I been caking, don't mistake me for some rapper you hating I'm actually making the hottest fucking tracks in the nation Like Satan somehow created some elaborate gymnasium Packin bowls in stadiums, came from packing the bowl in basements
Name a rapper in the game, spit a flame like you boy can Errbody know I got it made like a boyband Errbody know I'm getting laid like a Troy fan
I stay wit Trojans on ma shit ya digggg
Chorus
Man ever since I came up in this muthafucka shit been changed Erry rapper getting madder bout the funny shit I'm saying They be trapping I be napping, steady crapping on the game And like a rabbit out the hat I'm doin magic wit the flames mayn