On considering religion Or military conscription Is the moment I realise I'm stuck
Asserting ourselves at traffic lights In foreign countries in the very dead of night Is the moment I realise I'm stuck
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh This is the end of the asterisk Babe, that punk's got nothing on me This is the end of the footnote
Extorting money from your parents Your disgusting parents.
Honestly, you're an absolute waste of time Craving attention with your self-deprecation I'll tell you one thing: It's spot on and I'm better
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh This is the end of the asterisk Babe, that one's got nothing on me This is the end of the footnote
Extorting money from your parents Your disgusting parents.
Honestly, you're an absolute tragedy Not like 'heroically' in all of the books you read. I read your novella, oh how I laughed Killed off the lot of them