I took Felicia to Las Vegas here's my story She spent the whole week eating chicken cacciatore But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya" Felicia no capicia.
The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny You should have seen the ways she found to lose my money But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya" Felicia no capicia.
She understood She heard me good When I said "have some real imported cheese" But when I said Give me a kiss You would have thought that I was talkin' Japanese! She never heard about the birds and bees She was a saucy Siciliano but "Ooh, Mama Mia!"
You ought to see all the things that I bought her I took her out and spent my money just like water But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya" Felicia no capicia.
She heard me fine When I said dine And then she drank a half a case of wine But when I said Come on let's spoon You would have thought that that I was askin' for the moon Man that chick was really as crazy as a loon She was a saucy Siciliano but "Ooh, Va-va Voom!"
I tried to make my little baby feel relaxy It cost me ninety-seven dollars for a taxi But when I said "I'd like to kiss ya" Felicia no capicia.
Then she said "Luigi, let's get married" And... Luigi - no capici!