Luminus Aardokay - Jizz in My Pod | Текст песни

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Lock targets from across the grid
I might escape, if I increase my speed
Why the hell did I jump in low sec
Now all these guys are after my wreck
Warp is scrammed and seven beams hit
Soon I will need my first aid kit
Move in close as the lasers fly
You appear out of nowhere with a battle cry
A moment of silence cause the game is yours
The pirates are no match for your Thanatos
As they warp out to their safe place
You open up a convo and I see your face
And I

Jizz in my pod

Like an exotic dancer but a ton more class
I've never seen before such a sexy lass
You close one eye and send a witty nod
And now I

Jizz in my pod

You exit your ship while I search for my comb
In panic I accidentally the smartbomb
You scream as you teleport to your clone

And I will end up home alone...

I cannot believe that we got a date
Some things are better attributed to fate
starting up with a drink and your sexual drive
we end up in a station on Dodixie five
Reciting through your fetishes you do have plenty
I should have known better you were born Gallente
In the back of your Brutix you had built a meadow
and there your did the trick with the pulsating fedo
As I started unplugging my neural interface
you whisper that you wanna go beyond second base
And I

Jizzed in my pod

I haven't had sex since Red Moon Rising
what are you looking at, it's not surprising
your nerdy talk put me in this mode
and then I

Jizzed in my pod

To be fair I love your medium slots
They've gotten trhough my armor maintenance bots
You can stop now being so condenscending
unlike you I am not pretending

Last week - I was farming a mission
As I recall it was a level 2 mission
While I killed serpentis in my Caracal
I saw a tab flashing you appeared in local
and I

Jizzed in my pod

Warping to the gate from Ikuchi to Jita
This research agent is a serious P.I.T.A.
I see your face on the billboard screen
and I

Jizz in my pod

The next day I jumped into a clone and I
Jizz in my pod
I sold two batches of prometheum and I
Jizz in my pod
when the goonfleet took down the empire of BOB I
Jizzed in my pod
I docked in station and I
Jizzed... in... my pod
I went to
(Jizzed... in... my pod)
(Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... )

I jizz right in my pod every time that you log on
and I'm pretending that I'm planning skills in my eve mon
Despite my deficit you make me feel like I'm a god
But I am drowning I will soon be needing a new pod

Cuz I

Jizz... in... my pod

(I jizz in my pod, I jizz in my pod, yes I jizz in my pod, yes I jizz in my pod)
Yes I jizz... in... my pod,
(I jizz in my pod, I jizz in my pod, )