I’m not a hipster but I wear big glasses And practically live in a coffee shop I stop and look at every vintage car that passes But it’s much healthier to walk I’m not a hipster but I don’t wash my hair I’d rather just throw a fedora on I like to mix match all the clothes I wear ‘cause Coordination takes too long
CHORUS You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream
I’ll only eat your food if it’s organic My jeans don’t fit unless they’re way too tight I read lots of books and do creative things Like writing poetry at night
CHORUS You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know I’m not a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream
I’ve got henna tattoos all over my hands I bet you’ve never heard of my favorite bands My tumblr page has 50,000 fans So? That means nothing
CHORUS You’d like to tell me what I can and can’t do Well I’d like to point my favorite finger at you But I wont ‘cause I live passive aggressively, just know I’m not a hipster No I’m really not a hipster Okay, maybe But I can’t be a hipster ‘cause that’s too mainstream