I know there's all kinds of love in the world And they're not all romantic and not all for boys and girls But what we have doesn't have this definition Cause I love you just as much as I hate my college tuition And we're basically like dating but without all the romance Don't get me wrong I think you're pretty but I don't want in your pants It's just that I'm in best friend love with you So I wrote this song for you
And I know you think it's weird it's true But I'm in best friend love with you And I think we should go all the way In a 100% friend zone way And I can't get you out of my head And as long as we're in separate beds I wouldn't mind Spending the rest of my life with you
Like maybe we would work in we were single and were gay But what I'm really trying to say is I don't love you like Shang loves Mulan You're more like Robin Hood to my Little John And I love you like auto tune loves T-pain Like a prostitute loves crack cocaine I love you like Batman wishes his parents hadn't died Like Ann Frank wanted to fucking go outside You're more than my best friend You're my partner in crime That I never ever make out with Except for that one time
And I know you think it's weird it's true But I'm in best friend love with you And I think we should go all the way In a 100% friend zone way And I can't get you out of my head And as long as we're in separate beds I wouldn't mind Spending the rest of my life with you