Name is mc I'm a number one rapper I still buy toys and read comics on the crapper Still playin' stand-up root beer tapper I'm mackin' mad ho's and you're still fuckin' fat girls I'm on the spit zip your lip like a gimp Like a redwood tree more rings than a pimp Name is mc chris dismissed as the wimp I insist I'm the shit with a sith triple flip Got cream in the whip, got ho's on my dick got a glock automatic in case some badass wants to trip I titty rip chicks while you go get a grip I glow on a bitch while your bro takes a fist My flow makes me rich well rich to me IRS takes half math makes me weep Can't accept defeat, couldn't capitalize But I even let a little 'cause I'm rappin' tonight, what!
What do I got that nobody gots Who is the one everybody wants Real rappers get capped fake rappers get lost mc chris lowercase no dots [x2]
Name is mc I'm stupid dope fresh I'm a young man, but I didn't go west Don't need a sun tan got lily white flesh Write really big checks for my illy mic checks But yo I'm just here to have some fun If you don't know better ask someone I went ill in the hills with a gatling gun My pitch'll choke a bitch Marlee Matlin's stunned Cause I'm a dog whistle wigger with my finger on the trigger Ho's who I'm havin cause I'm sold seven figures And my rolls gettin bigger I got money disease And I heard the vaccine is smokin' mad trees Back off these nuts and let a man breathe I do what i like i like to be me Rip on the mic a rhyme guaranteed I like hip hop it makes me feel free
What do I got that nobody gots Who is the one everybody wants Real rappers get capped fake rappers get lost mc chris lowercase no dots