I love my Honda like I love my ganja I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana Back up boy and show some respect My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec When I go out people wanna see my ride They always stare at the "Type R" on the side I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look My windshield wiper lights that off tha fuckin hook I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny APC decals and two racing stripes 4 ion blue daytime runiing lights When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone When ya see my comin get outta my way I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine I got another victory in the "domestic basher" I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers When ya lost you called me a cheater Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”
(Fast & Furious interlude)
Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS You should know by now your life is a loss It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec