“Too Much Jesus (Not Enough Whiskey)” Too much Jesus, not enough whiskey…. You ran all your friends away. Too much Jesus, not enough whiskey… Was all you ever had to say. Too much Jesus, not enough whiskey… That’s the only thing on your mind. Too much Jesus, not enough whiskey…. Don’t be sitting around crying! Jesus told you a long time ago, Pick up your cross and follow me. Now you ask yourself what went wrong? Say, it’s right here in your song. You’ve been walking this road a long, long time. Trying to keep a cool head—trying to keep a sound mind. And you don’t care what they say, Because you know Jesus is the only way. You stopped doing this and you stopped doing that, You used to be fun—the party was never done! Now, when I look at you, what do I see? I see my reflection looking back at me.