[Rarity] The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality This I can assure For each and every dress I vow to give finesse With time, love, and couture My favorite moment's when a pony sees it That special gown that she just adores That pony's now in style My hard work's all worthwhile Oh, yes, it makes my heart My heart just soar [instrumental] [Rarity] The rules of Rarity, just a parody No dress here's unique The panels all the same Each colored windowpane I fashion only makes me want to shriek! [sighs] Oh, to create would give me elation To feel once again some inspiration Come on now, Rarity Give me some clarity Time for your couture love to rule The rules of Rarity, extra TLC This feels more sublime Soon now, they will see how good these can be With a little extra shine The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality All can see it's true These new gems add such flair Their beauty can't compare This old style suddenly gleams anew [humming]