Thought I could handle any test I was prepared to do my best For I can do so many tricks But I wasn't prepared for this Levitation would have been a breeze Facts and figures I recite with ease The square root of 546 is 23,36664289109 She is correct! I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss But I wasn't prepared for this Will I fail, or will I pass? I can't be sure... She can't be sure... My mind is sharp, my skills intact My heart is pure... Her heart is pure... Oh, I've taken my share of licks I've made it through the thin and thick But no, I wasn't Oh no, she wasn't Oh no, I wasn't Oh no, she wasn't Oh no, I wasn't prepared for this!