Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul to waste And I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank, Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, come on, come on, come on
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name Ah yeah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made I shouted out, who killed the Kennedys? When after all, it was you and me Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay