Jimmy Brown quit town 'til the buzz died down Spent twenty-five days on the run. All that he got for his time and his trouble Was a bible and a smoking gun.
Hooked up with Beth in a Little Chef Said he'd like to try again. All that she got for her time and her trouble Was a seven mile walk in the rain.
And he said \"Honey, I left the money In the closet under the stairs.\" But home-brewed wine and turpentine Were all that she'd find in there.
Yeah that day she learned a lot: Life's not fair.
Jonah dumped the Rover somewhere outside Dover Headed over to his old-man's place. All that he got for his time and his trouble Was the smile wiped from his face.
Spent six month's in his pa's garage Sleeping in the pigeonloft. All that he got for his time and trouble Were diptheria and whooping cough.
And his old-man said \"I'll be damned If I'll hide away in fear. Come on son, take your gun We're getting out of here.\"
Yeah that day they learned a lot: Life's kind of weird.
Hope quit the dope for God and the Pope Her friends didn't treat her very nice All that she got for her time and her trouble Was eternity in paradise.
Finally hitched a ride from a fat old trucker I guess he thought his luck was in But all that he got for his time and his trouble Was a warning on the wages of sin.
And he said \"babe, there's no way That you're getting in this truck If you're gonna whine on all night Like some religious nut.
Yeah that day she learned a lot: Life really sucks.
And on days like these I take speed To get me out of bed. I crave caffeine and nicotine To calm my aching head.
Yeah you can give life all you got You still end up dead.