NeverCake - How Every Game Ends [League of Legends - Parody] | Текст песни

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• NeverCake
• How Every Game Ends [League of Legends - Parody]

Start the game, sit in queue
I can't wait to kill some noobs
Loading screen, here we go
Our team comp is super-pro
Look at all our skins,
We're going to win
I can't wait for the fun to begin.

buy some pots, machete
Someone come and leash for me,
Hey guys, here comes an invade,
Is my whole team AFK?
I got killed and now blue buff is gone
Rage in chat while I wait to respawn.

Later on, MIA
No opponent in mid lane
Even so, our lanes push
Mid was hiding in a bush
Top never bothered to buy a ward
Now I bet his butthole's pretty sore.

Top is gone, bottom's fed
The chat log's better left unread
Even though we all died.
The surrender gets denied.
I think it's safe to say we all agree
This is everyone's fault except me.

And we've lost all attempts at combat.
We haven't warded anything.
All the lanes are empty, what's with that?
Oh look, they've got Baron buff.
Now my teammates start to ping.

Our teamwork, it appalls
I think that I might uninstall.
That's enough I am done.
I hear that Dawngate's pretty fun.
This is how every single game ends.
Deep into depression I descend.