Start the game, sit in queue I can't wait to kill some noobs Loading screen, here we go Our team comp is super-pro Look at all our skins, We're going to win I can't wait for the fun to begin.
buy some pots, machete Someone come and leash for me, Hey guys, here comes an invade, Is my whole team AFK? I got killed and now blue buff is gone Rage in chat while I wait to respawn.
Later on, MIA No opponent in mid lane Even so, our lanes push Mid was hiding in a bush Top never bothered to buy a ward Now I bet his butthole's pretty sore.
Top is gone, bottom's fed The chat log's better left unread Even though we all died. The surrender gets denied. I think it's safe to say we all agree This is everyone's fault except me.
And we've lost all attempts at combat. We haven't warded anything. All the lanes are empty, what's with that? Oh look, they've got Baron buff. Now my teammates start to ping.
Our teamwork, it appalls I think that I might uninstall. That's enough I am done. I hear that Dawngate's pretty fun. This is how every single game ends. Deep into depression I descend.