You're on a wide open ocean No one around you for miles You're thinkin' of drinkin' on water While you're sailing the Nile No one to stop you on your way Flyin' by goes a stork You decide to bring your oars in now But accidently knock out the cork
Row your boat to shore 'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking Unless you cork the hole You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
Not knowin' you're sinkin' You take out a bottle of rum - yum Swiggin' a drink to the bottom The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum'
Oars back into the water You think you'll sail on But you can't 'cause your boat contains Three and a half gallons
Row your boat to shore 'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking Unless you cork the hole You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
Row your boat to shore 'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking Unless you cork the hole You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
Row, row, row your boat And sail your ship to shore You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat Well I hope that you won't drink no more
Row your boat to shore It is leaking and you're still drinking Unless you cork the hole You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking
Row, row, row your boat And sail your ship to shore You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat Well I hope that you won't drink no more
Row, row, row your boat And sail your ship to shore (row row row your boat) You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat (you're barely barely barely) Well I hope that you won't drink no more
Row, row, row your boat And sail your ship to shore (row row row your boat) You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat (you're barely barely barely) Well I hope that you won't drink no more