In every heart there lies a place All across the human race Beneath a veil of fear and pride Guilty pleasures lie inside.
Things that make our heart take wing Sometimes they're embarrassing. Against their sway we have no powers
And Moulin Rouge is one of ours.
Guilty pleasures! Everybody has a few! Guilty pleasures! You and me and even you! Guilty pleasures! Contradict your sense of taste! Guilty pleasures! They can only be embraced!
The fireman who loves ballet. The model who loves anime. We all have a stupid song That always makes us sing along! So reconcile inside your mind Our love for Moulin Rouge is blind. Yes, it's dumb Yes, it's gay But we love it anyway!
Guilty pleasures! Everybody has a few! Guilty pleasures! You and me and even you! Guilty pleasures! Surely even you have some! Guilty pleasures! Love them even though they're dumb!
NC: I think I get it!
Like how I enjoy Rocky IV Though the writing's very poor. Ninja Turtles, Commando, X-Men 3
Floss and Chick: Oh Jesus, no!
NC: Cool Runnings and Batman 2 Judge Dredd
Floss: Hey, I like that too!
NC: Even Jason Goes to Hell Paranoia
Cinema Snob: What the hell?!
Guilty pleasures! They're the best at any time! Guilty pleasures! You have yours and I have mine! Guilty pleasures! Moulin Rouge is full of shit Guilty pleasures! but we won't stop loving it!