X-Men are cool X-Men rule They're no fools X-Mens duel Fighting ghouls They're not tools Breaking rules (X-Men kick major X-ass!) First you got the Wolverine Super-mega death machine Gambit's cards are really keen Shine like rubies Cyclops always leads the team While sometimes making out with Jean Rogue and Storm are real hotties With big boobies Jubilee cheerfully fireworks off quickly And the Beast once at least quotes the book "War and Peace" ESP is the key constantly for Xavier! And there's some other X-Men too But they don't have a lot to do Just some cameos for you To view And there's this evil bad guy who Lost his parents 'cause they're Jews Magneto's his nom de plume It's true! All these guys want this guy Flying high in the sky Really trying not to die Getting by knowing why They are the saviors Xavier's X-Men kick ass! X-Men is a kick-ass show Now you know!