Kinko the Clown - [ 'OHO', Stephen King' s IT, O.S.T.book ]
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko's in his Kinko car pockets full of change lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes
Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown and I really love you boys and girls, really really But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats, so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it Really really
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school We play in Kinko's crawlspace There's never any rules We have to sit on Kinko's lap There's never any chairs Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares
Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap.
Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!
But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.
Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye. Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI But Kinko had some handcuffs on His eyes were full of tears Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town
Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car
Good bye boys and girls
GOODBYE KINKO
See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko really loves you boys and girls, really really