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Introduction and hypotheses:
What we need to explain
Is why the male brain
Although it's so much larger than the woman's
It is so much less efficient
And improbably deficient
We think the cause is close to the abdomen
The subject of our project
Is a diminutive object
Situated in the body of the male
So far not highly rated
We suspect that it's located
Somewhere not too far from the tail
It's well below the nose
And we think, above the toes
It's the consummation of an evil plan
By some androphobic jester
A feminine ancestor
To inhibit the intelligence of man
We know both males and females have a brain
It is occasionally used, well, that is plain
But to those who went to college
It isn't common knowledge
While really one would do
As men we all have two (two brain yeah)
The second brain is just below the navel
Its main operative function to disable
Any rational activity
To keep us in captivity
To transfer all control
To the woman's brain console
So man is just a puppet
And she can start or stop it
With a tiny activation of her brainstem
We want to know just how she does it
Regulation so exquisite
The mechanism with which she constrains them
Methods:
I won't bore you with experiment design
Many paradigms we're planning to combine
We will use our expertise
On neurological disease
Application of high voltages
Acquaintance with source images
So we'll put him in an MRI machine
And show him naughty pictures on a screen
The resulting excitation
Causes low-brain activation
We'll record the interference
And the inter-brain coherence
We think the principle's a kind of wireless LAN
With a router in the lower brain of man
When she transmits the things he likes
There are interictal spikes
If she amplifies the pleasure
The low brain has a seizure
We'll first collect the data
Statistics will come later
But we don't intend to use any analysis
Since the topic's not confined
To attributes of the behind
We will apply sophisticated genitalysis
The conservative and modest financial proposal:
All I need is 600 licenses for BESA
I'm aware of how exorbitant the fees are
But then I can retire
And accomplish my desire
To play violin and lyre
To the ladies in the choir
To this application I have put much thought
I am confident of getting your support
Since most referees are male
I am sure that I'll prevail
The grant will be conceded
And I'll get the cash I needed
Recapitulation:
What we need to explain...
...To inhibit the intelligence of man
Appendix:
And now I'd like to add a final note
I personally don't need an antidote
As long as she will hold me
She is welcome to control me
And in that blissful state
I am happy with my fate

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