I am a puppet on a string I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen I am impossible to believe I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent a thorough modern idiot Watch me as I fall
I am humble I am vain what motivates me something I can't explain I am outrageous and insane I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
I'm irrational I'm illogical Walking chemical a bleeding heart liberal I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent a thorough modern idiot Watch me as I fall
I'm an honest hypocrite Imploding modern idiot I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe
I'm irrational I'm illogical walking chemical statistically impossible I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall