It's Christmas A time of joy and generosity The season of good deeds and charity We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange You give someone in need a little change Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged And I gotta say...
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a piece of shit If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a low-life fucking dick
It's Christmas You spare a little change and make believe Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve Then you entertain yourself with gluttony And shopping sprees
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a son of a bitch If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking nob If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better You're a spineless fucking turd
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're an asshole If you think the season is the reason You're a wanker If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise Then you're a fuck face
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice You're a bastard If you think compassion's just in fashion You're a fucking nob If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better You're a spineless fucking turd