When I woke up this morning I felt a pang I was hungering for some apple pie Stumble in the bathroom Hung my hog a little bit Washed the sleep out of my eye
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day
Scratched myself a bit Poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex Closest thing I could find to apple pie Lingering taste of toothpaste Made the milk go down a bit funny But you know, them Chex they do satisfy
Oh yeah, this'll be a fine day
So, after my morning rise-n-shine and Eat-n-clean Had my mind set to hit them streets Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out Had my black stomp-boots on my feet
It's my day
Since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize If I set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye So with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way What an ice cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play
To taste the taste, it's a tease that never would subside The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd get down on his knees to pray This little snappy boy might see the light this ground hog's day