We were best friends way back when Man, times were so much DIFFERENT THEN Smoke a joint after school We thought it was so FUCKING COOL Go to parties, get stinkin' drunk Then I got sick of ALL THAT JUNK I wised up and I went straight But now me and you just CAN'T RELATE We used to be such good friends But now I guess this is where it ends Don't want me around Say I'm a bore 'Cuz I won't do that SHIT NO MORE But I won't try to make amends 'Cuz now I've got NEW FRIENDS And they like me for who I am And not for how many beers I CAN SLAM So take your pipe And you're fucking keg too When you need a friend, see if THEY COME THROUGH We used to be such good friends But now I guess this is where it ends You say I've changed I guess I have But for the better WHERE IT ENDS!