About these feelings that you feel (You know what... fuck this! I'm out of here! ) Let's get married And have babies Just kidding
'Cause orgasm equals love, 'Cause erections equals love, 'Cause ejaculation equals love, 'Cause deep throating blow jobs equal love, 'Cause salad tossing equals love, Double penetration equals love, Anal kidney punching equals love, 'Cause dirty Sanchez's equal love, 'Cause Cleveland steamers equal love, 'Cause tieing you up to my bed And gagging you with your own panties And sticking my wiener in between your boobies And cumin' all over your chin equals love.
"This song ain't getting on the radio any time soon"
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"Good Job... Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs... Somebody wake him up will you..."