When I started out I used to use it only for my CGIs Now I've no doubt And I'm finally beginning now to realize It's like a knife, and I'm like a Swiss When we're solving problems we never miss and still It's never enough, it's never enough It's never enough, but
I don't tend to worry about what other language people say And I'm learning that there is a whole lot more than just one way Call me crazy, but it really doesn't matter All that matters to me is Perl
Perl 5, in a nutshell No way is the right way to do it It's so easy to write, but It's not always easy to read To read
I memorized all the special variables there in the docs I ruined my eyes reading every manpage on my colo box I write a module, I write a test When I code extremely I don't get stressed but still It's never enough, it's never enough No, it's never enough, so
Well I fell down With nothing there to catch me from falling Then Perl came 'round And only its eclecticness stopped me from losing my job, now I'm OK And that's why