Word up, I'll telekenesis that motherfucker right now Ain't none of these wizards can fuck with me What? You could never fuck with me, I'm a magus ! I'll fuck you up right now! What? What? What? Bust your motherfuckin ass boy! I ain't no motherfuckin joke You know who you talkin to? Rubick the Grand Magus y'knahmsayin? I'll fuck you up right now! Yeah, what? What?
I'm the one-man army, Ason I've never been tooken out, I keep enemies's lookin out I steal spells like a rabbit stealing nesquik Enough to make a noob go raaaaagequit Mana be buildin, buyin all kinds of items and Your ass thought you were better than Ason, I keep players in orbit Spin em around drop em down stun more shit Enough to make ya break and shake ya ass When you see me stylin gonna wanna take a pass This style, I'm mastered in Wizards catchin headaches, what? What? You need aspirin? This magus you can't catch with any stun Turn around, steal a spell, get mastered son In your face like a can of mace, baby Is it burnin? Well fuck it, now you're learnin Wow, I don't even like your dotabuff profile 1v1 mid, ch-chk- BLAOW No team, no wins, no-one knows ya Even Pflax has a rating above ya Now you know nothin; before you knew the whole fuckin deal Your spell didn't wanna get stealed A lot of spectators came to my showdown To watch me put your fuckin ass lo-o-ow down As you can go, below zero Without a doubt I've never been tooken out By a wizard who couldn't figure By a wizard who couldn't figure By a wizard who couldn't figure How to build a fucken dagon 5 I said, "Get the fuck outta here!"
Playas wanna get too close, I put a naix on a clif Smoke a motherfuckin spliff Introducin, yo FUCK that wizards name! My fade bolt drops on your head like ra-a-ain And when it rains it pours, cause my games hardcore That's why I give you more of the raw Pimp a fucking golem like a skier on a slalom Fists'll be burning, burnin hot Whoa-hoa-hoa! Let me like slow up with the flow If I move too quick, oh, you just won't know I'm homicidal when I enter the midgame, Scythe of vice turn you into a hog real quick So bad you'll have to change your nick (Gotownedbytheflax) in ellipses bitch If you wanna step to my motherfuckin rep' Rebuy, tp, POW teamed to death You got ganked cause you knock knock knock "Who's there?" A fucken tk and a rock Starvin all your farmin 'cause raw's what you lack You wanna react? Bring it on back...
[Chorus (5x)] Shame on you If you gave spells to The Old Dirty Magus Rubick --OH!