This is how we Dota. It's Friday night, and I feel all right The party's here on EU West side loading up the dota when the missus gone to bed I'm looking at that black guy with a tap in his head Hit the fridge for some cider bitch I'm scary good like a massive wolf spider I'm a promoter of drunk dota, toniiight the dotanoobs boobs and the goons and the pubs all the pros and the hoes and smurfs and the scrubs You gotta get your farm on, before you get roshan So go win your lane and eat a chow mein then let me hear my team complain
[1] I'm kinda bored buying all the wards (This is how we dota) I've got to do it cos nobody does (This is how we dota) To all my teammates you guys are ingrates (This is how we dota) Let's quit the stack bring some good players back (This is how we dota)
This is how we dota, all plans are in the air we're running from here to there If you're an O.G. mack or a wanna-be player you see this game is hard for me I'm drunk as fuck and as old as a tree but now I got an annoucer pack, so you can fuck off hundred-dollar bills y'all
If you were bad like I'm bad, then you would know That I gotta kill steal like a big fat scrub gotta look good on the dotabuff
Whatever you say, this farm will all be mine So ping me like fuck, and throw your hands up And go and find another lane [repeat 1]
[1] I'm kinda bored buying all the wards (This is how we dota) I've got to do it cos nobody does (This is how we dota) To all my teammates you guys are ingrates (This is how we dota) Let's quit the stack bring some good players back (This is how we dota)
I'm kinda bored buying all the wards (This is how we dota) I've got to do it cos nobody does (This is how we dota) To all my teammates you guys are ingrates (This is how we dota) Let's quit the stack bring some good players back (This is how we dota)
[Rap:] Check it out! Once upon a time in '2012 I'd never played dota and my life was stale then my friend gary told me bout dota I fell in love with prophet gotta make that quota then I liked sven and the king of bone I loved the game but I was still unknown started making videos and having a blast pflax and dota like tango and cash