Walked in the yaoi room and saw something obscene 300 hot, young girls were staring at the screen Naked, animated men engaging in foreplay!! That girls assumed that kind of scene applied to Q and J But we're not gay! No, we're not gay!
We know that lots of you would be in fangirl bliss If you would get to see Wolfwood and Reno kiss But that won't fly with us no matter what you say! Our private parts remain very far away! 'Cause we're not gay! No, we're not gay!
No, we're not saying there's anything wrong with that Just for that other team, we simply do not bat!
Outside we've seen you all cosplaying with yourselves Dressed up like ninjas, pirate whores, and magic elves
You text, you glomp, you squee You love your anime!
Girls are boys And boys are girls And baby, that's okay! But we're not gay No, we're not gay
No we're not gay! We don't kiss boys! No male sex toys! You know who's boss, Like Wolfwood's cross! We don't dig dudes! We think it's rude! We will not lick, On Reno's stick!
We're not gay! Not gay! (x14)
We like Broadway! Aiken for Clay! We macromae! We bake souffle!
..That's kinda gay Well! In that case, Let's all be gay! The old fashioned way
Oh, Izzy! Iz he not! Fabulous!
Nathan Lane! Kevin Spacey! John Travolta! Tom Cruise! Don't forget the girls: Ellen!
And as they say... We're gonna have a gay old time!!!