The mongrel cat came home Holding half a head Proceeded to show it off To all his new found friends He said I been where I liked I slept with who I like She ate me up for breakfast She screwed me in a vice But now I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied I sat in the cupboard And wrote it down real neat They were cheering and waving Cheering and waving Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis But it got edited f**ked up Strangled beaten up Used in a photo in time magazine Buried in a burning black hole in devon I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied Don't know why I feel So skinned alive. My thoughts are misguided and a little naive I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis Yeah no one likes a smart ass but we all like stars But that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason It must have got mixed up Strangled beaten up I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis I don't know why I Feel so tongue-tied