I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
Am i get me some Hell no i ain't gettin me none Im sitting back wards my toilet That's where i am Slammin My salami just has hard as i can
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
I just can't seem to find me a woman who's willin enough So here i am sitting backwards on my camo Chokin my chicken tryin to blow my load
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
Hot pants, hot blood, hot rocks, hard on, hot nuts Im going through the dry spell from hell right now So every chance i get im rubbin one out
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
Well i been beaten my meat 4 times a day all month Now all the pages in all my nudy books are all stuck shut I been spankin my monkey all fuckin month long I should be blind as a bat and have two hairy palms
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month
I've been jerkin' off 4 times a day For the last damn month