Rebel Son - How Did You Get So Ugly | Текст песни

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Well, me and my buddies went drinking last night at a bar right down the road.

Met a sweet thing and I talked a mean game and she told me I could take her home.

She was the best lookin' thing that I had ever seen but I don't know what went wrong!

'Cause I brought home a barbie doll but woke up next to King Kong.

And I said: \"How did you get so ugly, bitch? You look like a bull on crack. You look like someone set your face on fire and put it out with an ax.\"

\"You look like you made an ugly face and it got stuck and then rolled off the back of the ugly truck. You must've fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch you hit!\"

How in the Hell did you get so ugly, bitch?

'Cause you sure look just like shit!

Well, all I could say was \"Get away!\"

What the Hell was I supposed to do?!

I said: \"Look, you gotta go. 'Cause ain't nobody know that I fucked a creepy looking bitch like you!\"

But you ain't lookin' nice like that one Honkey Tonk Queen!

If you're fucked up, you're gonna wake up, in the morning with a wolverine!

And you'll say:

\"How you'd get so ugly, bitch? You look like a bull on crack. You look like someone set your face on fire and put it out with an ax.\"

Do I think yer' pretty? Fuck no!

You're ugly as fucking home made soap!

You're like a crocodile with your thrashed smile!

How in the Hell did you get so ugly, bitch?!

From a beauty to a bitch in the flip of a switch!

I bet you were born in a banjo dish!

How'd you get so ugly, bitch?

'Cause you sure look just like shit!