On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing The world should have ended right then and there Precisely 4:15, when he stopped existing The world should have ended How could it go on? How could it go on? How could it go on?
Well, I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist
So now that we've got that straight Does it mean that I can fly? Does it mean I that I can go do whatever I want? Now that we've got that clear And you know that I'm not here Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please?
The premature ejaculation of his death sentence Hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball, hwk-pfff And everything got hazy in the courtroom And then he stood up and then he sat back down Another two times in a row And everything got real slow Like a gunshot in the movies And he remembered Heroin Boy walking through the door Bouncing off the walls and the floor Taking off his belt Taking off his pants Filling up the bathtub Getting ready to go in for a swim
Singing, I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist I don't exist
So now that we've got that straight Does it mean that I can fly? Does it mean that I can go do whatever I want? Now that we've got that clear And you know that I'm not here Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please? And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering...
The Heroin Boy He walked through the door And he was screaming And everybody was like, what's you screaming as if it's the end of the world? And he was like, well it is. And I was sittin' in the corner with my pants down And I was sure someone next door was blowin' up balloons And they was red and orange
And there was this one lady at the bar And she was trying to buy gin And there was this other lady at the bar And she was trying to sell gin And it worked out good for the boths of them
And Heroin Boy Started takin' off his belt Started takin' off his pants Started takin' off his shoes Filling up the bathtub Gettin' ready to go in for a swim And I says nooo You're gonna drooown He says nooo I can't drown Simply because... Shhhh..
A man destined to hang Can never drown A man destined to hang Can never drown A man destined to hang Can never, ever drown A man destined to drown Can never burn A man destined to drown Can never burn A man destined to drown Can never, ever burn A man destined to fry Can never, ever, ever A man destined to fry Can never, ever, ever A man destined to fry Can never, ever, ever die In any other way But frying Lucky that I'm dying By hanging And not drowning
So now that we've got that straight Can't I just be left alone? I want to take a fuckin' bath.