Yes I am nerd Bookworm, I'm studious From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam Now, I'm no rocket scientist Oh wait, I am. When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's. My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace I've got a pocket-protector protector protector I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape em together Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one will see You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe
That's right I'm a geek I've got brains and a personality I wear my glasses sincerely And my t-shirt ironically There are some things you can't learn in a class Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast' You're just so early 2013 I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O. While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom
Sure grooming's not my thing But I don't care. I look so good in chainmail that it's not Renaissance Faire
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party? I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army I tried Dungeons and Dragons once And I died, of boredom But I'll still kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to Your life is like Skyrim An endless quest of solitude
Ooo you beat Angry Birds You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words You click on cute icons, I execute commands Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage band?
I landed the first ROFLCOPTER And took in orphans when I was 12 Cause I'm an early adopter I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb Ok. Maybe not But I can Yelp us some good pho to eat
You need 16 gigs of RAM To watch a Steve Jobs Doc? I keep an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock
I'm a new console Your face is birth control I troll Brony sites you look like an actual troll I'm fluent in C++ [std:cout "You just suck! \n";\] Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb haircut?
Hold on a second Let me tweet this infographic I made That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate
I just haven't met a woman Of a high enough caliber The only dates you have Are on your go-go-google calendar
You're losing this battle Your foam sword won't help In the future you'll randomly access this memory And crap yourself
Did I mention I built a dancing robot?
No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans Do you even know what URL means?
You don't know what you're Tolkien about {Inaudible fictional language} You know You are a classic example of the inverse ratio Between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain